Do i still have to wear green even if i a very Irish last name?

We officially broke up today because you can't stop talking about Ace of Base. I'm sad.

Do i still have to wear green even if i a very Irish last name?
Does green suit you? If not,then don't.
Reply:No. You can wear Orange.
Reply:Holy sh!t...You were born in Ireland weren't you?
Reply:You should probably be setting an example for the common people, in that case.
Reply:No sweetie, you don't need panties. Can I have your last name?
Reply:Just wear a shirt that says "Kiss me I'm Irish".





Edit: If your last name is O'Aceofbase, then you're Swedish. Or does having an O' make it Irish just like that? Lol.